Winning a galactic empire by doing absolutely nothing is the most French thing I have ever heard.
BefreiedieTittenzwei on
Looks more like a confederate flag, but missing the soot from when Atlanta burned.
Paulinatin on
Funny enough, this is actually half-true. Scientists confirm the nylon flags have all turned white from UV radiation and unfiltered sunlight. Space is the ultimate bleach
FreeWillyBird on
The Moonginot line is heavily fortified with discarded rovers incredibly light weight charred lunar module remnants and at least one golf ball. Good luck getting past it aliens with your highly superior technology and cool space weapons.
QuotidianQuandaries on
If you don’t surrender to the sun, you will anyway.
LivingEnd44 on
We elected a literal draft dodger president. I don’t think we’re allowed to make fun of France anymore.
dougsss1 on
Crazy how the most successful French conquest happened 384,000 kilometers away from France.
AdCheap8058 on
rare insult
Kuro-Tora-59 on
There is a chinese flag on the moon with a specific fabric made out of rocks (don’t ask me how that works) that doesn’t bleach from radiation like regular fabric does
bob_chillon on
Wow. Can’t wait for this to pop up on Peter explain.
Flaturated on
And yet the French know how to rid themselves of oligarchs in an expedient and efficient manner.
Iamjaykrishnan on
Well
The_Real_Rodrik on
France has the most recorded battlefield victories in the world
Fartknocker405 on
Damnit it’s going to retreat back to Pluto. High tide, oh how we will miss ye.
-MontereyJack on
France.
theholyhand_grenade on
I am sad to admit it took me WAY too long to get this. But A+ on this one LMAO
NeverJoe_420_ on
Haha so true. We’d never ah…sur…en..
ZeroTrustIssues on
One small step for man, one giant ‘OUI’ for mankind.
Easy_Turn1988 on
Wait… We have high radiation levels ?
DarkUnable4375 on
Next country should design a structure using color crystals, like diamonds, sapphire, ruby etc encrusted on gold sheet, sitting on top of secured high strength steel.
Anyone with a telescope looking at it will go… yup… Blah blah blah designed this in 2026, launched and placed there, in the center of XYZ crater, in 2028.
Astralpane on
Oh crap the Confederates claimed the moon?!
IamCuirassier067 on
DAMMM, THE MOON CAME FROM MCDS AND FREEDOM TO BAUGGETES AND REVOLUTION
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Winning a galactic empire by doing absolutely nothing is the most French thing I have ever heard.
Looks more like a confederate flag, but missing the soot from when Atlanta burned.
Funny enough, this is actually half-true. Scientists confirm the nylon flags have all turned white from UV radiation and unfiltered sunlight. Space is the ultimate bleach
The Moonginot line is heavily fortified with discarded rovers incredibly light weight charred lunar module remnants and at least one golf ball. Good luck getting past it aliens with your highly superior technology and cool space weapons.
If you don’t surrender to the sun, you will anyway.
We elected a literal draft dodger president. I don’t think we’re allowed to make fun of France anymore.
Crazy how the most successful French conquest happened 384,000 kilometers away from France.
rare insult
There is a chinese flag on the moon with a specific fabric made out of rocks (don’t ask me how that works) that doesn’t bleach from radiation like regular fabric does
Wow. Can’t wait for this to pop up on Peter explain.
And yet the French know how to rid themselves of oligarchs in an expedient and efficient manner.
Well
France has the most recorded battlefield victories in the world
Damnit it’s going to retreat back to Pluto. High tide, oh how we will miss ye.
France.
I am sad to admit it took me WAY too long to get this. But A+ on this one LMAO
Haha so true. We’d never ah…sur…en..
One small step for man, one giant ‘OUI’ for mankind.
Wait… We have high radiation levels ?
Next country should design a structure using color crystals, like diamonds, sapphire, ruby etc encrusted on gold sheet, sitting on top of secured high strength steel.
Anyone with a telescope looking at it will go… yup… Blah blah blah designed this in 2026, launched and placed there, in the center of XYZ crater, in 2028.
Oh crap the Confederates claimed the moon?!
DAMMM, THE MOON CAME FROM MCDS AND FREEDOM TO BAUGGETES AND REVOLUTION